Stop. Why don’t you have one of these already? It’s a sriracha unisex hoodie with Huy Fong’s rooster logo (officially licensed). And, in case you’re blind, the hood is green, matching the cap of Huy Fong’s recognizable sriracha bottles. Awesome!
Do make note that the reason this item has lower reviews is that the sizes run small, so be sure to order a larger size than what you actually would wear.