One of Amazon’s bullet points for this shirt is that it’s “never been worn.” Uhh, we should hope not. Still, actually we’d be thrilled to find this “awesome sauce” sriracha t-shirt for sale at a thrift store, now that you mention it. But this particular one has never been worn. How about that. Okay we’re getting a little loopy with these product descriptions now. Why are we still typing? We should stop.