Sriracha Poems and Odes to Sriracha Hot Sauce

“Spicy” in Chinese. Yes, we know sriracha is Vietnamese/Thai but whatever. This looked cooler.
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If your food is boring or tired
Then perhaps some spice you require
So banish the bland
Sriracha in your hand
And now your mouth is on fire

Sriracha so good
Sriracha so hot
Sriracha so red
I like it a lot

Oh Srir,
Your flavor is large
The sauce
That’s the boss
And truly in charge
I love you so well
I love you so true
Food is always better
When I’ve made it wetter
With you